Initally when I was surfing one of my friend's blog I come across this. It is quite funny too please read:
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know.
I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello." I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?" Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f**in number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude.
When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled " You're an arsehole!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'arsehole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an arsehole!" It always cheered me up.
When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic 'arsehole' calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, "Hi, this is John Smith from the Telstra. I'm calling to see if you're familiar with our Caller ID Program?" He yelled "NO!" and slammed down the phone. I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an arsehole!"
One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been waiting for that spot, but the idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his back window, so I wrote down his number.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first arsehole ( I had his number on speed dial,) I thought that I'd better call the BMW arsehole, too. I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?" "Yes, it is", he said. "Can you tell me where I can see it?"asked. "Yes, I live at 34 Mowbray Blvd, in Vaucluse. It's a yellow house, and the car's parked right out in front." "What's your name?" I asked. "My name is Don Hansen," he said. "When's a good time to catch you, Don?" "I'm home every evening after five." "Listen, Don, can I tell you something?" "Yes?" "Don, you're an arsehole!"
Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too. Now, when I had a problem, I had two arseholes to call. Then I came up with an idea. I called Arsehole #1. "Hello." "You're an arsehole!" (But I didn't hang up.) "Are you still there?" he asked. "Yeah," I said. "Stop calling me," he screamed. "Make me," I said. "Who are you?" he asked. "My name is Don Hansen." "Yeah? Where do you live?" "Arsehole, I live at 34 Mowbray Blvd, Vaucluse, a yellow house, with my black Beamer parked in front." He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, arsehole," and hung up.
Then I called Arsehole #2. "Hello?" he said. "Hello, arsehole," I said. He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are..." "You'll what?" I said. "I'll kick your arse," he exclaimed. I answered, "Well, arsehole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now." Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 34 Mowbray Blvd, Vaucluse, and that I was on my way over there to kill my gay lover. Then I called Channel 9 News about the gang war going down in Mowbray Blvd, Vaucluse. I quickly got into my car and headed over to Mowbray. I got there just in time to watch two arseholes beating the crap out of each other in front Of six cop cars, an overhead police helicopter and a news crew.
NOW I feel much better. Anger management really works.
Well before I read this, I was quite upset over something. Today my primary school friend just give me an sms telling me hey I am sorry tomorrow I can't meet you le, my bf don like me to go meet guy alone. Before that he was fine with it maybe it because I don like he looking at other girls that why he also forbid me. Besides he is also confused whether he should react like this. Well I should be alright one and beside he is her bf he has all the rights to react like that I don't blame him. So I told her don worry, he has all the rights to do that, he should not feel confused or anything. Basically I also told her if his bf really worries that much maybe I will cut down on my sms with you and maybe once in a while just msg and see how you are doing. I am sad not because of her bf or because she never meet me tomorrow for my birthday. I am also confused how should I react to this. Today while going back home this problem was in my head all along and even my friend was asking what happen why you are so quiet today not like you. Bascially I am thinking how should I react to her? Is smsing her lesser really solve the problem? Is being a friend with her also too much to ask ? Or do I really have some feelings for her ? I really don know what is happening. Maybe I should feel happy since she has found a bf and maybe I should not disturb her anymore. I am thinking is asking a friend with her too much to ask ? Hai anyway this year birthday I guess I am going to spend it in a very low morale. Even though my close friends will celebrate with me I still don't think I will get over this. Anyway I really hope she is happy can le. I don wish to ask too much, if there really is such a need to break off contact well I guess I will choose it. Anyway back to the above. While feeling sad I read that and I actually laugh out and I feel so much better. Well Thank you so much trixy for your blog to have such an entry. Even though I know you won't be reading and you also don know I am Less I just wish to thank you that all.
Quote of the day: Don't even anger woman, you never know what you will get.
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